Dead Puppies

Pick your key, then : I, V, IV, I, IV, V, I
e.g, in D it would be D, A, G, D, G, A, D

Dead puppies are no fun
if you call them they won't come
Dead puppies aren't any fun

Now I've had more fun with my tortoise
Since my pup got rigor mortis
Dead puppies aren't any fun

And they won't play fetch or ball
They'll just lay there in the hall
Dead puppies aren't any fun

Dead puppies are no fun
if you call them they won't come
Dead puppies aren't any fun

They won't nibble on your toes
Once they start to decompose
Dead puppies aren't any fun

And you can call them Shep or Goldie
But they'll just lie there going moudly
Dead puppies aren't any fun

Dead puppies are no fun
if you call them they won't come
Dead puppies aren't any fun

When you pick them up, they sag
And when you walk them, it’s a drag.
Dead puppies aren't any fun

Dead puppies are no fun
if you call them they won't come
Dead puppies aren't any fun